{"title":"Gear","description":"\u003cp\u003ePro-grade kitchen and training equipment for the ketogenic operator. Hydration, meal prep, and cooking tools curated for precision and durability.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"joyjolt-3-sectional-glass-storage-containers","title":"JoyJolt 3-Sectional Glass Storage Containers","description":"\u003cp\u003eBorosilicate glass meal-prep containers with three internal compartments and an airtight matte black lid. Set is designed to keep proteins, fats, and low-carb vegetables separate until reheating, preserving texture across two to four days of refrigeration. Glass body is microwave, oven, freezer, and dishwasher safe; lids are top-rack dishwasher safe. The matte finish resists fingerprints and stays cohesive with a dark luxury kitchen aesthetic. Useful for batch-cooking ketogenic meals, packing portion-controlled lunches, and storing macro-tracked leftovers without flavor transfer. A practical upgrade from soft plastic containers that warp, stain, and absorb odors over time.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"KetoNoir","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49500811264239,"sku":"kn-joyjolt-3sectional","price":46.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0815\/0289\/6367\/files\/IMG_6875.jpg?v=1779783897"},{"product_id":"thermopro-tp19w-lcd-grill-and-meat-thermometer","title":"Thermopro TP19W LCD Grill and Meat Thermometer","description":"\u003cp\u003eDigital instant-read meat thermometer with backlit LCD, calibration mode, and a waterproof matte black housing. Reads in 2 to 3 seconds across a temperature range suitable for searing, sous vide finishing, smoking, deep frying, and confirming safe internal cook on poultry, pork, and ground beef. Magnetic back, foldable probe, and bottle-opener edge keep it pocket-ready in a working kitchen. Useful for ketogenic cooks tracking pristine carryover on fattier cuts where over-temping ruins texture. Auto-on with probe rotation, auto-off after inactivity. Includes a long-life replaceable button-cell battery. Calibrate in ice water before first use for laboratory-grade accuracy.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"KetoNoir","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49500823716079,"sku":"kn-thermopro-tp19w","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0815\/0289\/6367\/files\/IMG_6853_72a4ca6f-65f3-48aa-97ed-af7bacf31c10.jpg?v=1779783965"},{"product_id":"drinco-32oz-stainless-steel-water-bottle-matte-black","title":"Drinco 32oz Stainless Steel Water Bottle - Matte Black","description":"\u003cp\u003eInsulated 32 oz double-wall stainless steel water bottle finished in matte black with a wide-mouth screw top. Holds cold beverages cold for up to 24 hours and hot drinks hot for up to 12 hours, with no metallic aftertaste or condensation on the exterior. Sized for full-day hydration with electrolyte mix or plain water at gym, office, or training environments. BPA-free, lead-free, and dishwasher-safe on the top rack. The matte finish resists scratches and fingerprints, holding a clean dark luxury aesthetic across daily use. Useful for ketogenic athletes who target consistent water intake to compensate for the diuretic effect of fat adaptation.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"KetoNoir","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49500858843375,"sku":"kn-drinco-bottle","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0815\/0289\/6367\/files\/IMG_6852.jpg?v=1779784127"},{"product_id":"womens-ideal-crew","title":"KetoNoir Hex Tee — Women’s Black","description":"\u003cp\u003eA clean noir staple, cut for women who train deliberately and eat with intention. The KetoNoir hex sits quietly on the left chest — a small mark with a big standard behind it. Across the back, the full wordmark lockup pairs with a scannable QR that opens ketonoir.ai for anyone curious enough to look.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBuilt on premium ringspun cotton in a women's relaxed cut with side seams and pre-shrunk fabric that holds its shape through real laundry cycles. Printed two-sided with transfer print finishes that don't crack, peel, or fade through normal wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor early training, long workdays, and the steady miles between them. Wear the standard.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDesign\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFront (left chest): KetoNoir hex mark\u003cbr\u003eBack: KetoNoir wordmark lockup with scannable QR to ketonoir.ai\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFit: Women's relaxed, true to size\u003cbr\u003eMaterial: 100% combed ringspun cotton, 4.3 oz\/yd² (Next Level 3900)\u003cbr\u003ePrint: Two-sided transfer print, full color\u003cbr\u003eCare: Wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, no bleach, do not iron over the print\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTRACK · BURN · DOMINATE\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"KetoNoir","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ xs","offer_id":49598788042991,"sku":"APQ-5889778S5A1","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ s","offer_id":49598788075759,"sku":"APQ-5889778S6A1","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ m","offer_id":49598788108527,"sku":"APQ-5889778S7A1","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ l","offer_id":49598788141295,"sku":"APQ-5889778S8A1","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ xl","offer_id":49598788174063,"sku":"APQ-5889778S1A1","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ xxl","offer_id":49598788206831,"sku":"APQ-5889778S2A1","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ xxxl","offer_id":49598788239599,"sku":"APQ-5889778S21A1","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0815\/0289\/6367\/files\/IMG_69602.jpg?v=1780032640"},{"product_id":"products-ketonoir-hex-tee-mens-black","title":"KetoNoir Hex Tee — Men's Black","description":"\u003cp\u003eA noir standard for the metabolic operator. The KetoNoir hex sits quietly on the left chest — a small mark with a big standard behind it. Across the back, the full wordmark lockup pairs with a scannable QR that opens ketonoir.ai for anyone curious enough to look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuilt on premium ringspun cotton in a unisex crew cut with side seams and pre-shrunk fabric that holds its shape through real laundry cycles. Printed two-sided with finishes that don't crack, peel, or fade through normal wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor early training, long workdays, and the steady miles between them. Wear the standard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDesign\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nFront (left chest): KetoNoir hex mark\u003cbr\u003e\nBack: KetoNoir wordmark lockup with scannable QR to ketonoir.ai\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Unisex crew, true to size\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% combed ringspun cotton, 4.3 oz\/yd² (Next Level 3600)\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrint:\u003c\/strong\u003e Two-sided transfer print, full color\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, no bleach, do not iron over the print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTRACK · BURN · DOMINATE\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"KetoNoir","offers":[{"title":"xs","offer_id":49599434227951,"sku":"APQ-5890242S5A1","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"s","offer_id":49599434260719,"sku":"APQ-5890242S6A1","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"m","offer_id":49599434293487,"sku":"APQ-5890242S7A1","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"l","offer_id":49599434326255,"sku":"APQ-5890242S8A1","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"xl","offer_id":49599434359023,"sku":"APQ-5890242S1A1","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"xxl","offer_id":49599434391791,"sku":"APQ-5890242S2A1","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"xxxl","offer_id":49599434424559,"sku":"APQ-5890242S21A1","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4xl","offer_id":49599434457327,"sku":"APQ-5890242S61A1","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0815\/0289\/6367\/files\/IMG_6957.jpg?v=1780031430"}],"url":"https:\/\/ketonoir.shop\/collections\/gear.oembed","provider":"KetoNoir","version":"1.0","type":"link"}